/u/jzand219 is kind of a dick.

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-1Overall Score
7Positive Score
7Negative Score
82Neutral Score

Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.8225 Boiling it helps. Fill an empty bottle, with ring removed, with vodka, then cap with ring/cap and it looks like it was never opened. I do this for every festival I go to as well.
0.8126 You sound like a pretty smart guy.
0.6114 Perfect height!
0.5994 This is a cease and desist comment which is super official.
0.5574 Jokes on you we still alive
0.5106 It's all fun and games until you find one at the bottom in the morning.
0.4939 I'll save em for next time.
0.4404 He needs to start eatin' good.
0.4019 I definitely thought Pinkman was what you called your vagina.
0.3612 You don't know what apple pie tastes like?
0.3612 But when does he feel like Pablo?

Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.9337 "Hey Ted, you know if you like something on Twitter, it shows up in your feed" "NO NO NO NO NO NO"
-0.7964 I don't need your pussy, bitch, I'm on my own dick.
-0.6908 Cause when you try hard is when you die hard
-0.5859 So he basically turns out manipulative assholes.
-0.5562 I'm the dick head owner of ICE SCRAPE BUDDY!
-0.5358 Isn't that all party and no business?
-0.5106 It's gotta rhyme you idiot.
-0.5106 What a dick move.
-0.5106 Landed on his dick?
-0.5009 I would be so embarrassed driving that.
-0.4019 For two in the pink, one in the stink.
-0.3818 Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it.