/u/Mikeyhatesit is kind of a dick.

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Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.7118 "Can you guys not post sailing stuff in /r/sailing because I have school?" LMAO!
0.7096 In high school I thought it would be neat to punky color my hair bright purple plum.
0.6249 Would you like to accept a collect call from Bobwehadababyitsaboy?
0.5893 LOL at your sense of entitlement!
0.5859 Winner by green chili.
0.5473 LOL at all those rematches.
0.5106 Had a gluten free muffin once, I would rather punch myself in the face than go through that again.
0.5106 Kimo and Severn were impressive.
0.5023 True Blood finally season two, the bomb scene was a cheesy joke in of itself but the fact that a massive bomb went off and killed every person around except the main characters all walked away.
0.4588 This guy is not some down on his luck worker.
0.4472 He barely kept his hand.

Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.8977 Fuck your shitty dog and fuck you!
-0.8591 People that walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk and expect me to get out of their way, seriously I will kill you right here and now.
-0.7721 Yes, but then he doesn't learn his hard knock lesson and probably starts another fight and next time he might actually hurt someone.
-0.7579 ITT: Some stingy mother fuckers.
-0.6808 Over 140,000 white men gave their life in the fight to end black slavery in the united states.
-0.6597 The devil made me do it.
-0.6369 I hated all of those games.
-0.6361 What kind of fucked up self defense laws do they have in Japan?
-0.63 I'm a funny mother fucker and it has gotten me nothing but laughs.
-0.6124 My eyes still look like Brad Pitt's but then they look down and see my big ass gut.
-0.5859 Guilt trips for refusing their cooking.
-0.5848 Fuck tha haterz!