/u/KarateJons is kind of a dick.

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0.9117 Praise the Tums bottle with great praise!
0.7351 Nope, I'm pretty sure EVE Online is actually a cleverly designed spreadsheet simulator that presents itself as some kind of online space battle thing.
0.7297 And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live.
0.6908 http://www.i18nguy.com/chaos.html Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation.
0.6705 I might be able to suggest party combinations and paradigms to make things easier.
0.6705 I'm pretty sure the entire thing with English subtitles can be viewed\downloaded from YouTube.
0.6633 ROFL Zombie Doe.
0.6486 Society thanks you for valuing the life of your child over remaining in a toxic relationship.
0.6486 And there is a rare breed, the Sheepdog, the ones who protect the Sheep at all cost. And yes, I'm taking a quote from *American Sniper* and slightly enhancing it.
0.6486 Well, Dane can dance if Dane want to, and leave Dane friends behind...
0.6369 "They paved paradise, and put up a *fucking* lot." ^

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-0.9349 Plus they can muck-spread, which is where they shit out their ass, and use their tail to wipe their ass at the same time, causing the shit to fly all over.
-0.9078 But it's not harassment for an officer to do his job. As someone supporting his mother through a domestic abuse case right now, I'm not downplaying the true victims of violence or domestic abuse.
-0.8519 But how can a ninja sneak up on another ninja if their purpose is to flip out and kill shit?
-0.8271 Apparently they realized they weren't going to get renewed, so Shao Kahn's minions literally kill everyone off in a manner that would make Game of Thrones jealous.
-0.7783 How Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace should *really* have ended. Shows Qui-Gon Jinn massacring a bunch of Neimoidians on the bridge.
-0.7732 I ran from almost every battle, and struggled hard on the boss battles.
-0.765 Zack rolls and dodges around, and casts Hell Blizzaga like 30 times, and finally kills the beast.
-0.7351 If you picked up the Spoon \ Knife from Yang's Wife subquest, Edge can throw it at Zeromus to deal 9999 damage once. Other than that, I'd have Cecil attacking, occasionally healing as needed.
-0.7184 I wasted two of the CD-Rs trying in vain to copy the PC version install disc.
-0.6865 It is known that Natalie Portman in the past hired an extremely unattractive, fat woman to walk in public in front of her, so she could distract people's gaze away from Natalie.
-0.6705 The Angry Video Game Nerd [said it best].
-0.6486 I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.