/u/theultimatedouche is kind of a dick.

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58,644 of 58,859Ranking
-10Overall Score
Top99.635%
11Positive Score
16Negative Score
71Neutral Score

Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.8022 THAT'S FUCKING WEIRD BUT I'M A FAIR AND HONORABLE BRO.
0.7783 CONVINCE ME WHY YOUR CENSORSHIP OF THAT SUBREDDIT IS NECESSARY AND WARRANTED, AND IT'S YOURS *EDIT: ADDED PICTURE OF AN ATTRACTIVE APE FOR YOU AS A SIGN OF GOOD FAITH*
0.7003 BE HONEST, WHEN SHE GIVES YOU A HANDY IT'S LIKE FUCKING A BRILLO PAD AIN'T IT
0.6808 OUT OF FOCUS DEFINITELY LOOKS GOOD ON YOU
0.6486 SERVES SOMEONE RIGHT, LEAVING A NICE PHONE LIKE THAT ON THEIR BIKE
0.6369 I'D LOVE TO MOTORBOAT THOSE TITTIES
0.6369 HEY GOTH LADY, YOU KNOW THE BEST WAY TO SHOW JESUS HE DOESN'T EXIST IS TO SIT ON MY FACE AND WIGGLE.
0.6249 YOUR EX WILL REALIZE THAT SHE WANTS YOU BACK AND EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT GREAT
0.5719 I HAVE A FEELING IT'S NOT YOUR FIRST TIME IN THAT POSITION WITH A PHALLIC OBJECT IN YOUR HAND
0.5267 ALSO CONGRATS
0.5267 LIKE IF YOUR FACE WAS PRETTIER HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO COVER IT WITH CUM TO AVOID SEEING IT

Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.91 [DONE WITH THAT SHIT] I'M STICKIN TO DRUNK SLUTS AT THE CLUB AND THE OCCASIONAL CRAIGSLIST FREAK FUCK
-0.872 SHE'LL EITHER DUMP YOU OR YOU'LL GET TO FUCK A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHILE THAT BITCH COOKS YOU DINNER
-0.8689 YOU DUMB BITCH YOU DUMPED HIM.
-0.8442 AND SHE SHOULDN'T CRY LIKE A BITCH FOR GETTING HIM A RETARDED BOOK READER WHATEVER-THE-FUCK.
-0.8225 TRY THIS "I'M AN UNORIGINAL WHORE THAT NEEDED PICKUP LINES FROM COMPUTER NERDS TO GET YOUR DICK INSIDE ME.
-0.7964 FUCK THE HOT ONE UNTIL SHE STARTS GETTING PREG-GROSS AND START CHEATING ON HER A LOT.
-0.796 THERE'S REALLY NO OTHER METAPHOR FOR IT, YOU WHORES ARE INSATIABLE FOR COCK.
-0.7845 TELL YOUR BITCH TO PUT A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE WORD AND THE WINKY FACE.
-0.7845 YOU'RE JUST A SELFISH BITCH AND I BET YOUR PUSSY SMELLS.
-0.7184 DOES IT BOTHER JERRY TO KNOW NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HIM OR HIS STORIES ANYMORE CUZ WE ALL HAVE CALL OF DUTY?
-0.6908 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KILL YOURSELF TOO JUST IN CASE.
-0.6908 YOU CALL THE COPS I KILL YOUR CAT