||It dearly contains this butler's most loved stories from years past and he is glad a dear sir/madame has enjoyed the same.
This butler hopes this table is also welcome to some delectable delights, such as [this] for dear sirs and madames.
||Hope your adventures have been amazing.
Ditto for this butler dear sir, ditto.
||This butler is truly impressed!
This butler hopes to see more of nosleep's history unveiled by the dear historian.
||In this humble butler's opinion, it is always best to be ready with both emotions, so as dear sir may be prepared for any *eventuality*.
||And this butler hopes to return soon to feel your warm and greasy embrace--er *soothing*, yes, soothing embrace.
||Gravy, this butler's heart has been warmed as well with this wonderful welcome.
||Well dear sir's horse neighs reached this butler from a very far flung dimension--must have some strong magical properties.
||It is this butler's pleasure as well dear sir/madame.
||He has always been a fan of dear madame's *adventures*, and it has been such an honor to compile them in the Index.
Any new adventures this butler may have missed?
||This butler hopes dear sir/madame have a nice day.