/u/jzand219 is kind of a dick.

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-6Overall Score
Top98.930%
10Positive Score
14Negative Score
75Neutral Score

Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.7003 On the road to riches and diamond rings.
0.6249 Please marvel.
0.5859 It's a thing of beauty.
0.5562 Brain Trust!
0.5106 Free clarinet?
0.5086 Hopefully he doesn't pay too much in taxes!
0.4404 Was there a gift card in the glove box?
0.4019 He can probably smell the treat.
0.4019 I definitely didn't just learn that.
0.4019 Wish I had a blond to take to prom.
0.3612 Insurance on a $10m home is only like $12,000 a year.

Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.8176 The stress of murder led him to express himself through photography.
-0.7964 Fuck this 9gag shit.
-0.7703 Liberals don't have to try to make him look bad. He's a fucking train wreck.
-0.6705 Stop being a dick Gary
-0.6652 I agree with the message, but this meme is horrendous.
-0.6486 That genie is dead.
-0.6486 Show me a source on dead people voting.
-0.5994 Marked for death.
-0.5994 Wait for him to die.
-0.5859 Can you get your assholes off that Faygo?
-0.5423 I was expecting mom to come fuck him up.
-0.5423 That tight ass from accounting.