/u/do-not-engage is kind of a dick.

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-7Overall Score
6Positive Score
9Negative Score
84Neutral Score

Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.659 The first episode was really great.
0.6249 Having a great time.
0.5413 We are living in the most peaceful time in human history.
0.5413 Politicians who really care about the people.
0.4404 Good try, scammer.
0.4215 Fortunately, the two people inside were rushed to the hospital and saved.
0.4019 Generally yes.
0.4019 Morgan Freeman.
0.4019 Yes we all are
0.2732 The tiger population increased by 22%.
0.1531 Global warming.

Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.9274 "Suffer the pain of discipline, or suffer the pain of regret." Jim Rohn.
-0.886 The laptop would be of no use to me if I am killed by the attacker.
-0.7003 Shitty reposts need to stop.
-0.6908 Ducks gang rape.
-0.6597 Then we are all fucked.
-0.6486 Are you a serial killer?
-0.6369 Nuclear weapons might be used as a hail mary by the side that is on the verge of losing.
-0.6037 MAD is what keeps the world sane.
-0.5994 Even if a war breaks out between nuclear powers, it might stay conventional for a while.
-0.5267 Danger Noodles.
-0.5106 Sometimes baby elephants suck on their trunks, like toddlers suck on their thumbs.
-0.5106 The balls and the dick don't stick together on a hot humid day.