/u/WorldNewsReport is kind of a dick.

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82,168 of 82,649Ranking
-8Overall Score
Top99.418%
8Positive Score
12Negative Score
78Neutral Score

Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.8256 **SMALL FALCONS FAN REENACTS SUPER BOWL 51**
0.6705 **TRAFFICKING VICTIMS ASK FOR BETTER CELEBRITY TO CHAMPION THEIR PLIGHT**
0.6369 **GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL SAYS FREEDOM IS A NOVELTY**
0.5719 **WOMAN PHOTOBOMBS HAPPY COUPLE**
0.5106 **LOCAL MAN BRAVELY SEARCHES CRAIGSLIST PERSONALS WHILE POOPING**
0.4939 **SCIENTISTS SUCCESSFULLY TRANSPLANT MONKEY BRAIN INTO HUMAN BODY**
0.4939 **GIANT HAND MONSTER KIDNAPS LOCAL FAMILY**
0.4601 **TRUMP SUPPORTER HAS COMPLETELY LOST TOUCH WITH REALITY, DEMANDS AWARD FOR BRAVERY**
0.368 **'WE ONLY FOUND $4,000' SAYS GARBAGE WORKERS PLAYING WITH GO KART**
0.3612 **CGI ARTIST RENDERS WHAT EARTH WOULD LOOK LIKE IF IT WASN'T FLAT**
0.34 **INVESTIGATIONS SHOWS ALCOHOL PLAYED FACTOR IN DAYCARE MASSACRE**

Most Negative Sentences

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-0.9758 **STUPID FUCKING BITCH RECORDS STUPID FUCKING BITCH KNOCKING OUT STUPID FUCKING BITCH FOR HITTING STUPID FUCKING BITCH**
-0.8709 **BABY BOOMERS KILL EARTH SO THEY DON'T DIE ALONE**
-0.8625 **OSCAR THE GROUCH'S FAMILY DEMANDS RETRIBUTION AFTER VIOLENT TERRORIST ATTACK**
-0.7351 **SQUIRREL MASTER PREPARES FOR FINAL BATTLE WITH NASTY NATE**
-0.7351 **'PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: MODERN WARFARE' HAS DISMAL OPENING WEEKEND**
-0.6908 **BABY GETS DRUNK IN ORDER TO FIND UGLY MOTHER'S TIT ENTICING**
-0.6908 **MAN CONVICTED OF RAPE SET TO BE HANGED BY VICTIM**
-0.6486 **JUDGE DISMISSES FELONY CHARGES AGAINST WHITE TEEN GIRLS BECAUSE THEY SAID, 'TIMEOUT' BEFORE COMMITTING CRIMES**
-0.6124 **NIBBLES DEFEATS KILLER IN STUNNING UPSET**
-0.5994 **LOBSTER COUNCIL DECLARES WAR ON PETA AFTER NEBRASKA MASSACRE**
-0.5994 **FLYNN HIDES RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR PHONE NUMBER UNDER POISON CONTROL SPEED DIAL**
-0.5574 **NEW STAR WARS FILM FOCUSES ON JEDI WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER**