||I can over-commit and get overwhelmed and flake, but these are just facets of my winning personality, not some confirmation that all of the women on DPP are selfish, lazy bitches.
||How the HELL did I miss cheese day?!
||As my eyes adjusted to the dim lighting, my fears were confirmed.
I'm getting too old for this shit.
||:/ Frankly, I _can_ totally be awful at replying and following through but that's just because *I personally* suck.
||Accidentally drop the call.*
10:35 -- *Stomach full of ~~frosting~~ hummus, attempt call again, repeating "Operator" stupidly into the void while DPP Inc.
Annnnnd it was awkward as hell.
||I'm not a natural writer, and writing can be a hard and painful slog at times for me.
||Yesssssss, we needed a British mod!
Now to be very, very bad.
||I think all the women here could curate their own gallery of terrible, awkward cockshots.
||Shit, I never know.
||If you're frustrated about your experience on DPP,don't vent it all over the subreddit.
That said, hearing this makes me really sad.