/u/Samstradamus is kind of a dick.

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0.8074 If you keep watching, Jim Carrey and Lauren Holly win an award and Jim gets all neckbeard-y in his speech.
0.807 When it was over I really liked her, though Nikki Glaser was the best act of the night.
0.7541 The raining bombs down from long distances joke was fucking hilarious, as was the joke about Andrew Jackson and Ben Carson. The Zodiac Killer jokes were horrible but overall he was great.
0.7158 And Jimmy seemed as annoyed as anybody would be but, aside from the "invite us back for a fistfight" line, he was going well out of his way in order to not be rude back.
0.6948 This made me so happy.
0.6908 I saw her headline a the Oddball comedy festival in Atlanta last year and knew nothing about her.
0.6486 Save your energy.
0.6249 I just saw Ice Cube in Atlanta on Saturday and it was awesome.
0.6249 Now that I realize that they were friends, his jokes don't seem anywhere near as mean.
0.5719 In that case it makes perfect sense.
0.5709 *was very kind The *audience* is a singular noun

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-0.8887 There are millions who believe the same story of he does but the overwhelming majority of them don't get any satisfaction out of telling strangers that they're going to hell.
-0.8516 Autocorrect insults are the most hurtful insults.
-0.8126 You just described brainwashing: isolation, fear, and repetition.
-0.7783 I hope someone physically assaults you so that when you defend yourself some other inbred can come up with some dumb prejudiced thing to say about it.
-0.7269 At what point did the aggressor stop trying to attack him and he "went back" to kick him?
-0.7096 He left the victim with no option other than to end the fight decisively.
-0.7003 The group from the court case was charged with gang activity for rolling around as a convoy and terrorizing people.
-0.6908 A news crew interviewed her because they were getting people's reactions to the murder there the night before.
-0.6801 They want to find a flaw in your argument really badly.
-0.6551 They aren't interested in admitting it if they turn out to be wrong.
-0.6442 Apparently, in his mind, if she hasn't read the tract then she wouldn't be "100% accountable to god on that horrific day..." That's called either malice or sadism, I'm not sure which.
-0.6369 Lol Again I've met plenty of people who talk about what they *would* do in a fight and those people always lose fights when they finally get involved in one.