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Most Positive Sentences

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0.8555 Great horror detective thriller. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance- Jimmy Stewart and John Wayne give the best performances of their careers.
0.8176 This whole movie feels like it would play well as part of a double feature with something like The Last House on the Left or Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
0.8151 It looks good but something tells me they're gonna Brett Ratner the shit out of this.
0.8074 The acting is flawless and the cinematography is gorgeous look at.
0.802 IMO, i think the character would be more memorable if you got a serious, super committed actor as opposed to your typical goofball like a Ferrell or Galifinakis.
0.7845 And at the end of the film when he sacrifices himself , when J Law saves him, and when they finally decide to be happy together with each other we the audience are supposed to care.
0.7781 It's not even a horror film like the original.
0.7717 Honestly she should've gotten nominated and won for Election.
0.7579 And director Morton Tyldum expects us to take him as a charming romantic lead and wants us to root for him and J Law to be together.
0.7579 It's perfect in what it sets out to accomplish and then some.
0.7096 The less you know about the story the better :) Mean Streets- the first film that made Scorsese a force to be reckoned with.

Most Negative Sentences

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-0.9445 All started because Money FIRED A LOUD ASS FIRE ARM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOUSE SPOOKING THE BLIND MAN.
-0.9371 Isle of the Dead A world weary, tired detective is investigating the death of a young prostitute with her arm missing.
-0.9324 HELL GODDAMN COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SHITEATING RECTAL-BLEEDING GONEHERREA-HAVING LAVA-UP-THE-ASS-SHOOTING NO!
-0.915 Oh and I forgot to mention, OUR MAIN CHARACTER PLAYED BY CHRIS PRATT AKA THE GUY WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ROOTING FOR IS A FUCKING RAPIST AND A MURDERER.
-0.8625 Also every film doesn't have to be a bunch of mutants fight a bad bad poopoohead man.
-0.8591 Ghost Rider 2 Punisher War Zone Silent Night Deadly Night Hard Ticket to Hawaii Howard the Duck
-0.8591 But the movies suffers from one major flaw: It's goddamn boring and repetitive.
-0.8585 Like I said, not every character in a film has to be a genius but it doesn't excuse them for making dumb decision after dumb decision.
-0.8481 The best horror sequel ever next to Evil Dead 2.
-0.836 Fuck you you condescending cinema snob prick.
-0.8316 Valhalla Rising was a boring, meaningless hunk of shit.
-0.8225 Instead the Blind Man somehow takes the guy's gun, kills him, and becomes in control.