/u/PolishPeopleAreGross is kind of a dick.

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Top99.285%
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Most Positive Sentences

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0.8074 The new girl is pretty awesome.
0.8074 Pretty awesome stuff.
0.7579 My good friend had weirdo psychosis and I'd imagine is going back to treatment after his 72 hour hold, and my normal friend moved across the country.
0.7269 works pretty good.
0.6369 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
0.6124 Making her my ex was the smartest decision I've made in a while.
0.5719 Your family loves you unconditionally.
0.5719 I need a fucking theme song. EDIT: and happy birthday, buddy.
0.5574 Evidently her friends asked my girl if she knew "that guy" and she said no before they got help.
0.5574 Feel like god.
0.5574 The withdrawal was pretty intense, though.

Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.9477 You can cut down 1000 trees and not be a lumberjack, but if you suck one dick you're a cocksucker for life.
-0.9201 The surgeon walked in like, "Holy shit, you're going to die of cancer, why haven't we already fixed this?" and scheduled me for a procedure damn near immediately.
-0.891 Unless dying a terrible death, with feeding tubes and shit, is your cup of tea.
-0.8858 I got very drunk, threw up on my bedroom floor, and when my girl came in to check on me, i shakily got up, pulled my dick out, and pissed on and at her, laughing maniacally the whole time.
-0.8503 You might be okay 99% of the time, you might never hurt anyone or wreck your car, or even be noticeably drunk, but when you get caught, that pesky fucking 1%, they fuck you over goodlike.
-0.8338 it still sucks cock, but you get used to the cold, soul crushing, suicidal ideation inspiring, monotony of sobriety...
-0.8333 I've never seen an entire star wars movie, but this damn near brought me to tears.
-0.8225 I broke up with her a few weeks later because she was a life ruining bitch.
-0.8074 fuck that bitch, indeed.
-0.805 But after watching the Prison Rape Elimination Act video during intake, Don't Drive Drunk!
-0.7964 But I tolerated her trying to date her prison bitch ex boyfriend while we were together, so we're even now.
-0.7778 The survival rate for cancer in the gastro esophageal junction is very low.