/u/Internetlord is a total dick!

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Most Positive Sentences

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0.8225 Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is.
0.7717 True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
0.7713 But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese.
0.7579 If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion.
0.7488 I would like some of this free karma
0.6369 I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You're an idiot.
0.6369 I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You're an idiot.
0.6115 Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success.
0.5499 Cant get an exact diameter right now but i will definitely get back to you.
0.5106 To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species.
0.4588 Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon.

Most Negative Sentences

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-0.955 There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche.
-0.938 Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
-0.9274 You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath.
-0.9274 You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath.
-0.8625 You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
-0.798 I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.
-0.7906 You are vile, worthless, less than nothing.
-0.7783 All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them.
-0.765 You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan.
-0.7579 You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath.
-0.7579 You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath.
-0.7506 May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.