/u/Boredofborg is kind of a dick.

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Most Positive Sentences

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0.9022 My sobriety lapsed but my resolve is back - Mostly thanks to this sub, thanks guys. I will not drink today.
0.8016 I wish you the very best for your road ahead.
0.765 It's great if you like crack and pawn shops.
0.7177 I would be so impressed if the judge asks the jury if they have reached a verdict by querying "Can you tell what it is yet?"
0.6956 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10173107/MPs-pay-rise-how-politicians-pay-has-risen-quicker-than-the-workers.html Slightly out of date but the sentiment bears out admirably.
0.6652 More radical factions consider it to start at Billing Aquadrome but they are in the minority. I for one cheer when I pass under the Watford Gap flyover.
0.6124 I hope it happens again. Well done lads.
0.5994 Super Rattata Bros
0.5502 Surely black, lesbian mares would be more acceptable?" "I can't believe there is a rope climb section in the training!?
0.5106 I'm delighted to see the inclusion of fitbin.
0.5095 Wanting to get that monkey off your back is fucking awesome. You rock sir/ma'am/miss - Hearing stuff like this keeps me from going full dumbass.

Most Negative Sentences

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-0.8834 Seriously, rope is one word away from rape which is obviously a male problem seeing as rope looks like the dangling penis of a white male attacker"
-0.8658 The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate.
-0.8481 Think pedestrian you long haired, scruffy cunt. Grime smeared, patchouli smelling wanker.
-0.8323 Called Daddy Pig a cunt and said that Grandpa Pig nonced him which is why he's so shit at stuff so Mummy Pig has to bail him out all the time.
-0.8304 At what point does society stop being downright fucking weird? Seriously, this gender shit is the fidget spinner of human behaviour.
-0.8255 But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
-0.8074 But dicks also fuck assholes.
-0.7964 Assholes that just want to shit on everything.
-0.7783 But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls.
-0.7587 Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks.
-0.7319 Followed up by "Do you want your receipt?" Fuck yes I do, can you imagine the shame of being accused of thieving from fucking Poundland?
-0.6969 I'm sure it's not cricket to enjoy the obvious suffering of an individual but in the instance, I have no qualms whatsoever. I hope it hurt.