/u/Boredofborg is kind of a dick.

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Most Positive Sentences

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0.9022 My sobriety lapsed but my resolve is back - Mostly thanks to this sub, thanks guys. I will not drink today.
0.8016 I wish you the very best for your road ahead.
0.765 [How delightfully considerate of you.]
0.7177 I would be so impressed if the judge asks the jury if they have reached a verdict by querying "Can you tell what it is yet?"
0.7073 My advice is pretty much covered in other posts but here it is not necessarily in this order. Get tested for fucking everything Do not fuck her Bail Disinfect everything you own
0.6705 As a non American, I am impressed with the value for money he got.
0.6652 More radical factions consider it to start at Billing Aquadrome but they are in the minority. I for one cheer when I pass under the Watford Gap flyover.
0.6563 Mr Vine also seems to have overlooked the part of the 5% who are good at fighting but aren't cunts.
0.6124 I hope it happens again. Well done lads.
0.5927 "Our kids go off to Machu Picchu, but they've never been to Macclesfield or Matlock." With good reason too.
0.5574 We fall down, we get back up - Today, after 3 months of falling down, I'm getting back up. My best to you.

Most Negative Sentences

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-0.8834 Seriously, rope is one word away from rape which is obviously a male problem seeing as rope looks like the dangling penis of a white male attacker"
-0.8658 The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate.
-0.8625 Her parents failed to attend the hearing as they were arrested for a traffic violation of contravening a 'left turn only' sign. Apparently two Ronks make a right.
-0.8481 Think pedestrian you long haired, scruffy cunt. Grime smeared, patchouli smelling wanker.
-0.8255 But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
-0.8225 And when the dickhead picks up his keys you call the coppers. Fuck drink drivers.
-0.8074 But dicks also fuck assholes.
-0.7964 Assholes that just want to shit on everything.
-0.7783 But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls.
-0.7637 So it's everybody's fault but the individual who commits the crime?
-0.7587 Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks.
-0.7351 What a disgusting waste of skin.