/u/Boredofborg is kind of a dick.

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Most Positive Sentences

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0.9022 My sobriety lapsed but my resolve is back - Mostly thanks to this sub, thanks guys. I will not drink today.
0.8016 I wish you the very best for your road ahead.
0.765 [How delightfully considerate of you.]
0.7177 I would be so impressed if the judge asks the jury if they have reached a verdict by querying "Can you tell what it is yet?"
0.6956 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10173107/MPs-pay-rise-how-politicians-pay-has-risen-quicker-than-the-workers.html Slightly out of date but the sentiment bears out admirably.
0.6652 More radical factions consider it to start at Billing Aquadrome but they are in the minority. I for one cheer when I pass under the Watford Gap flyover.
0.6563 Mr Vine also seems to have overlooked the part of the 5% who are good at fighting but aren't cunts.
0.6124 I hope it happens again. Well done lads.
0.5574 We fall down, we get back up - Today, after 3 months of falling down, I'm getting back up. My best to you.
0.5502 Surely black, lesbian mares would be more acceptable?" "I can't believe there is a rope climb section in the training!?
0.5106 Can I get free toilet paper?

Most Negative Sentences

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-0.8834 Seriously, rope is one word away from rape which is obviously a male problem seeing as rope looks like the dangling penis of a white male attacker"
-0.8658 The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate.
-0.8625 Her parents failed to attend the hearing as they were arrested for a traffic violation of contravening a 'left turn only' sign. Apparently two Ronks make a right.
-0.8481 Think pedestrian you long haired, scruffy cunt. Grime smeared, patchouli smelling wanker.
-0.8255 But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
-0.8225 And when the dickhead picks up his keys you call the coppers. Fuck drink drivers.
-0.8074 But dicks also fuck assholes.
-0.7964 Assholes that just want to shit on everything.
-0.7783 But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls.
-0.7587 Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks.
-0.7351 What a disgusting waste of skin.
-0.7319 Followed up by "Do you want your receipt?" Fuck yes I do, can you imagine the shame of being accused of thieving from fucking Poundland?