||Seriously, rope is one word away from rape which is obviously a male problem seeing as rope looks like the dangling penis of a white male attacker"
||The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate.
||Think pedestrian you long haired, scruffy cunt.
Grime smeared, patchouli smelling wanker.
||Called Daddy Pig a cunt and said that Grandpa Pig nonced him which is why he's so shit at stuff so Mummy Pig has to bail him out all the time.
||At what point does society stop being downright fucking weird?
Seriously, this gender shit is the fidget spinner of human behaviour.
||But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
||But dicks also fuck assholes.
||Assholes that just want to shit on everything.
||But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls.
||Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks.
||Followed up by "Do you want your receipt?"
Fuck yes I do, can you imagine the shame of being accused of thieving from fucking Poundland?
||I'm sure it's not cricket to enjoy the obvious suffering of an individual but in the instance, I have no qualms whatsoever.
I hope it hurt.